After a week off due to serious real life goings on (trying to lift drain covers, etc), I've just caught up with
episode 10, series 5, of Made in Chelsea.
Omfg - wasn't Spencer's holiday the biggest awkward-fest ever? He has taken awkwardness to a whole new, unexpected level. Alex got the Spanish boot, Fran got Binkified, Jamie got ridden in (yet another) hot tub, Mark Francis had a tit moment, Proudlock and Boulle found yet another identikit Chelsea blonde (do they grow them in labs in Chelsea & Westminster hospital?) and Spenny got the girl (you can tell because he's wearing a spotted handkerchief in his top pocket - it's code for "I could fall in love with you really easily - then I'll probably start shagging other women").
And Proudlock without glasses? Nah.
Plus...
Spencer to Jamie: "I love you."
Jamie to Spencer: "I love you more"
Now, let's focus on the fashion...
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Loved the chunky mixed stone necklace Phoebe wore for lunch on the beach in Barcelona with Alex |
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Think what you will of Lucy: that girl can rock a bodycon. And she often chooses long sleeves too, which takes it from brassy to classy |
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And Watson nailed it in Spain with this simple but effective blush tee worn with white jeans |
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If I'm not mistaken it was Ted Baker's scallop collar jersey top in light pink (£49, House of Fraser) |
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Fave piece of the episode: Fran's Clover Canyon blazer (think it's the Paisley Road design) - just stunning |
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And just how super cute did Binky look in this feather trim jacket (or was it a shawl?) I have no idea where one would purchase such a thing...do you? |
Screen grabs from 4OD. Product images as credited.