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Merry Xmas!

Sadly not on a beach this year, but having a great time nevertheless.Merry Christmas y'all.

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Boxing Day cheer

My table, right now.We're overdosing on 90s dance tunes and cheese.And I'm wearing a special dress.

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My Hotel Brighton

In a fabulous Christmas present twist, my fella booked us into My Hotel in Brighton for the night.In the North Laines, it's a well funky boutique venue with retro-inspired decor, a crazy posh penthouse...

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North: it's the only way

After a day during which we had a full blowout on the motorway (trousers = brown) on the way home from Brighton, we took the train oop North this morn to see our kin.David Tennant and the tardis came...

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A very peculiar Santa

This is pretty much all I can tell you about today: appaza, it's a Santa impression, but it looks a lot more a crazed child, high on hot chocolate, going loco with two old wet wipes.It's been wonderful...

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January sale edit

Ahhhh. I needed those two days off.I spent it hanging out with friends and family, eating cheese, buying a Magimix in the John Lewis sale and falling head first into our kitchen bin.Talking of sales (I...

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Sofas and missing builders

Ā As well as lusting after fashion this year I'm also going to be getting my knickerbockers in a twist over interiors.Six months since we moved into the new house and we still haven't found a builder....

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Winter floral shirt crisis

Two reasons I'm in desperate need of a new floral shirt: one, my trusty old one fell to bits on January 2nd (RIP).Two, fell in love with Ruby's black and red number on the Great British Bake Off, a...

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Red Buddha head

Meet my new friend, adorned in the fairy lights I'm refusing to take down (it pays to hold on to a bit of magic).This bright red Buddha head was just £14.99 from TK Maxx and I think it makes a fabulous...

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Day from hell

I dropped my iPhone in the bath (it's now sadly deceased - don't bother suggesting the bag of rice: I tried, it failed), I went back to work after the commute from hell, I had to do my receipts for...

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J Crew chunky necklace

They say that working in an office, as opposed to being freelance, is more expensive because you buy lunches and coffees and travelcards. But you also end up staring at other people's clothes and...

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Big fat fur collar

Although I want to lose some weight ahead of my MEGAPARTY in February, I'm craving some oversize action in the outerwear department...At the moment I have a wonderful snow leopard (style) coat with a...

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New brown boots...

...I need some. On account of a heel-dropping-off incident.Here's the shortlist:Dune, £52 (sale price)UGG @ Office, £140Faith @ Debenhams, £21 (sale price)I'm leaning towards the Dune pointy things,...

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Mint green sparkle top

Don't judge me...In a fit of shopping-splurgeness, initiated when I turned up at the salon this morning only to discover I'd got my hair appointment wrong (it's tomorrow at 11am), I not only found my...

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Dune mid-heel tan boots

These be the boots: the result of a very satisfying weekend of shopping, appointment bungling, absentmindedness, The Voice, seeing friends, eating cheese and ordering fitness DVDs (the last two may or...

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Emma Watson backless dress Golden Globes

Having spent the day thinking about red carpet glamour and desperately trying to find out when Dallas Buyers Club is being released in UK cinemas (February 7th, fact fans - book your babysitters), I...

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Hunter colour block wellies

Picture the scene: 2pm on a cold and sunny January day. Two ladies, one in a giant faux fur coat and (expensive) Nike Air trainers, one in lovely suede slip-on shoes, find themselves in the middle of a...

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Paisley dress inspired by Matt Damon

I hereby dedicate this (frankly scha-mazing) dress to Matt Damon in Behind the Candelabra.Finally watched it last night and not only did SeƱor Damon's sensitive, funny, touching and blinding...

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Green bras are go

I don't know why I have a thing about green under crackers. I just do...There's something a bit wrong about a lichen or olive coloured bra, but I have several of them.It's got to the point that when M...

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Nordic spa detox candle

Finding your ideal candle is like finding your ideal fragrance. Once you get a sniff of "the one" you just know and that's that.Before Christmas, I randomly bought a candle in a tin from TK Maxx of a...

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